My Future is.,.,.,.,.
I am going to work in Regus,.,.,.,.

My Present is.,.,
I am Working in Slash Support

My Past is....

I was working in Amazon.Com.,.,.,.

A Pious Old Man



A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"

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Play Online FLASH GAMES..........
Here are few games.....Enjoy!!!

Biffdrop

Roadie Runner

Bio Ball Boom

Sumo Slam

Cave Escape 2

Keep in touch for updated games.......

New collection of Sardar's Joke


A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . .He opened a Saloon in Punjab !

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth....... ......... .Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This PacketSardar: - Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was driving..

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...---To avoid side effect!!!

Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab . Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

IN COURT during a case:
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....
Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab kehte ho gita pe haath rakho.....

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs Sardar painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two coats"

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258.

Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept....... .
Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

Here are some more videos.......from Michael Jackson...

Michael Jackson - Beat It
Michael Jackson - Bad (Long Version)
Michael Jackson - Black or White (Full version)
Michael Jackson - Thriller animation
Michael Jackson - Jam
Michael Jackson - Dangeroues live
Michael Jackson - Blood on the Dance Floor
Michael Jackson - Animation of Thriller Moonwalk

Thank You...........

> 1 x 8 + 1 = 9
> 12 x 8 + 2 = 98
> 123 x 8 + 3 = 987
> 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
> 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
> 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
> 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
> 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
> 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

> 1 x 9 + 2 = 11
> 12 x 9 + 3 = 111
> 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
> 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
> 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
> 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
> 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
> 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
> 123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

> 9 x 9 + 7 = 88
> 98 x 9 + 6 = 888
> 987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
> 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
> 98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
> 987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
> 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
> 98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

> > Brilliant, isn't it?> > And finally, take a look at this symmetry:> >

> 1 x 1 = 1
> 11 x 11 = 121
> 111 x 111 = 12321
> 1111 x 1111 = 1234321
> 11111 x 11111 = 123454321
> 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
> 1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
> 11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
> 111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

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50 Cent.,.,.,.,.

50 Cent - In Da Club - Parody
Wild 'N Out - 50 Cent impersonation
50 cent- Get In My Car- The Massacre
50 cent feat jazzy b
50 cENT - pIGGY bANK
The Game - Hate it or love it featuring 50 cent (Music Video)

and this is my favorite video.....

Sting - "Desert rose"

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked in the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet."Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?""We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"

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> Recently Procter & Gamble India had participated in IIM-Bangalore' s Placement Sessions. They asked some interesting questions to students during recruitment.

> > Here are some of them:-> ************ ********* ********* ***>

1. There is one word in the English language that is alway pronounced incorrectly. What is it?> >

2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it? > >

3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs; each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water? > >

4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear? > >

5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three? > >

6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?> >

7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel? > >

8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada? > >

9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th. > >

10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field? > >

11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move? > >
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1. The word "incorrectly. "> >

2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he > gave a quarter to two.> >

3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly ;-) > >

4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.> >

5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three. > >

6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him. > >

7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt. > >

8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down... > >

9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.> >

10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.> >

11. The temperature.